It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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