I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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