Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
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Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
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They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
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