Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
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