Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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