She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bondingš
Good dick will make you do a lot of thingsā¦ Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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