I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
Randomize
