So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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