You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
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What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
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For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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