just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
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