It's like God shit irony all over that family
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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