i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
Randomize
