I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
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i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
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Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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