how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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