I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
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