so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
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