We're facebook friends in real life
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
how do flat chested girls get laid?
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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