Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
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So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
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Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
We were destined to go to rehab together
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
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