i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
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