fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
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