If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
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She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
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It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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