I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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