We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
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it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
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He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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