Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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