Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
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