Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
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Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
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I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
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