My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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