You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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