I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
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