Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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