you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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