Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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