I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Just fell off a train. Bad.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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