were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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