My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
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We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
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And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
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