guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
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