...so i touched it.
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
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Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
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My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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