honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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