does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
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Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
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Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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