i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
Randomize
