just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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