as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
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I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
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are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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