Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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