i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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