I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
im on a boat
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