so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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