Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
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I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
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Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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