so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
But theres a keg here and me gusta
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If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
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Strip Simon Says: DO IT
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
All the doctor said was why
Then you guys just all showered together...?
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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