Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
i came on her dog
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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