Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
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Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
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Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
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Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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