i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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