Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
Randomize
