so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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