wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
Randomize
