I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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