Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
well you can't waste a boner
no. you can't hotbox the world.
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
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