he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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